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  • Accessible Facilities
  • Baby Change Facilities
  • Bookings Essential
  • Breakfast Available
  • Cellar Door On Site
  • Children Welcome
  • Cyclists Welcome
  • Dogs Welcome
  • Food Style » Australian
  • Food Style » Burgers, Pies and all
  • Food Style » Catering Available
  • Food Style » Delicatessen
  • Food Style » Produce
  • Food Style » Sandwiches / Wraps
  • Food Style » Sharing Platters
  • Food Style » Takeaway
  • Food Style » Vegetarian Options
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  • Local Produce
  • Outdoor Dining
  • Outdoor Games
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Two Fat Blokes 266 De Beyers Road Pokolbin NSW 2320 Phone: 02 4998 6699
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Opening Hours

Sorry, we are currently closed.

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Monday10:00 am4:30 pm
Tuesday10:00 am4:30 pm
Wednesday10:00 am4:30 pm
Thursday10:00 am4:30 pm
Friday10:00 am5:00 pm
 6:00 pm9:00 pm
Saturday9:00 am5:00 pm
 6:00 pm9:00 pm
Sunday9:00 am5:00 pm


We’ve Moved! New temporary location at Harkham Wines 266 De Beyers Road.

Perfect for a casual breakfast or lunch serving an amazing fresh range of local, Australian and International gourmet food.

Picture yourself relaxing in a small cafe in Provence or Tuscany, we have created an ambience to rival that. It’s a place to relax and plan your day sipping on a Crema Coffee (and sweets) or a cold drink. Lunch is nice and casual – a menu offering many choices of snacks or more formal dishes at very reasonable prices.

Euro-Deli – Perfect for those wanting to buy local produce or create their own meal from a range of local and international delicacies:

Takeaway to create your own picnic amongst the vines.
Drop-in to choose from a large range of gourmet gifts.

Picnic and barbeque packs available – pre-order recommended

Cheese and Wine Tasting experience – bookings essential.

Dinner available Friday and Saturday nights

If you’re looking for something different for dinner in the Hunter Valley, let us transport you to a bygone era… ‘La Belle Époque’, where Two Fat Blokes Gourmet Kitchen transforms into a smoky, sensual ambience, with waitresses and singers from the Moulin Rouge era.

Absinthe Ritual
Every Friday & Saturday Night – 6pm to 9pm

Dare to experience the delights of ‘The Green Fairy’ through the tradition of ‘the Absinthe Ritual’ with our extensive variety of French and Swiss Absinthe, along with traditional cocktails. Perfect for drinks and/or just dining with a full menu on offer including our famous shared plates. Enjoy a fun night with a ceremony like nothing else in the Hunter Valley…

Taste and Play: enjoy a meal and a game of boules, croquet, giant chess, volleyball or badminton.

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266 De Beyers Road Pokolbin NSW 2320